so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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