He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
She told me I should be a condom model.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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