if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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