i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
What a dumb baby whore.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
do nipples grow back?
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