Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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