I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
4 words: hood of his car
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
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