I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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