i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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