maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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