If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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