i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
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