I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
my god I love twenty year old dicks
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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