when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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