Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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