They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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