I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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