He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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