dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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