If i come over, it means nothing
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
When did angry sex become our thing?
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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