Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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