New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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