I feel great
I just peed on a car
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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