Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
