The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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