so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
She even gives head with a lisp.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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