I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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