Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
