I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
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