Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
there is glitter all over my balls
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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