this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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