Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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