You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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