please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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