I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
