We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
My balls are so social today.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
It's blow job season.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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