I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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