And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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