still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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