marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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