i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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