Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
Randomize