I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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