farters have to be the big spoon...
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
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Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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