walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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