I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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