The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
