are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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