We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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