I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
