Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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