You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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