and i looked up. we had an audience...
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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