he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
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