Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
i out mim tonsoeep
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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