your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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